1.Bacon Envelopes

Used for mailing bacon recipes to friends.

2. Bacon Flavor Dental Floss

For getting those pesky bacon bits out of your braces

3.Bacon Wallet

It’s where I store my money when I “bring home the bacon”

4.Mr. Bacon’s Big Adventure Board Game

How better else to spend your Saturday night than Mr. Bacon’s BIG Adventure?

5.Bacon Bandages

For grease splatter injuries

6.Bacon Shoes

Good bye smelly feet! Now my feet smell like sweet sweet bacon!

7.Bacon Skateboard

For shredding the half-pipe and performing bacon ollies

8.BACON FLAVORED TOOTHPICKS

Great for serving bacon hors d’oeuvres

9. Bacon Tie

Nothing says “Power Tie” quite like a glistening slice of bacon

10.Bacon USB Drive

For storing bacon porn

11.Magnetic Bacon Strips

A friendly reminder on the outside of my fridge of exactly what’s inside

12.Bacon Belt

For sucking in my waist after eating bacon for the last 27 years straight

13.Bacon Lunch Box

For bringing bacon to work

14.Bacon Flavored Coke

Nothing is as freshing on 100 degree day than a icey cold can of Bacon Flavored Cola Goodness

15. Bacon Airfreshner

New Car Smell?  Thats so 2009, it’s time to reek of bacon everywhere I go!

16.Bacon Scarf

Relax PETA and save the red paint this is imitation bacon at its finest

17. Bacon Pillow

Well I havent figured out a way to eat bacon while I sleep, so this helps me have bacon related dreams and is reminder in the morning to have my next fill of bacon

18.Bacon Soap

Once I get my specially ordered bacon toothpaste mornings will finally be complete

19.Bacon Toilet Paper

Well all this bacon has to come out somewhere!

20. Bacon Watch

Great for reminding me when my next bacon induced coma is scheduled

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Well, Justin and Dave the owners of the company J&D’s have got you covered! Their slogan is “Everything should taste like bacon.” When they say everything, they truly mean it…even your envelopes should
taste like tasty bacon! The product is called MMMVELOPES, and here is what they guys have to say about MMMVELOPES on their webpage: http://www.jdfoods.net

“Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, that’s what. Really, people? If we can’t overcome this kind of minor technical challenge, it’s only a matter of time until some
super-advanced race of aliens with lasers, spaceships and a delicious federal mail system comes down and colonizes the world. And nobody wants that (except for the aliens, of course). So, after thousands of
years and kajillions of horrible tasting envelopes licked, we’re happy to report that J&D’s Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes™ are here to save the day. No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead. That’s right, bacon. It’s not real bacon, mind you, so you won’t have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste like bacon. Which is what you really wanted in the first place, isn’t it? And it only took us 4,000 years to get there. Eat that, alien
invaders.”

I love the concept behind this product, as I am a fan of bacon myself! Who doesn’t love bacon? The envelopes have a bacon pattern on them and even come in packaging resembling that of a real package of bacon. At only $6.99 for a set of 25 envelopes, this is a great price for such an innovative product! My only advice is that they could also branch out and have envelopes without the bacon pattern on them so that there is a little bit more variety and choice.

Not only does J&D’s make MMMVELOPES, but they also make a wide array of other bacon flavored products. They have everything from Bacon Salt, BaconPOP (bacon flavored popcorn!) as well as bacon flavored lip
balm and Baconnaise. And not to worry, everything is Vegetarian/Vegan, MSG free and certified Kosher!

Check out all of the bacon flavored goodness that J&D’s has to offer at:
www.jdfoods.net