So what’s our obsession with Bacon? Well quite simply bacon is pretty awesome, from it’s taste to its intoxicating smell bacon rocks pretty hard. With bacon’s cult like following their has been in influx over the past couple years of bacon inspired products. After covering bacon envelopes and the bacon wallet I decided to stop messing around compile the greatest list of non-edible bacon products available. So here it is folks 20 of the craziest bacon products available complete with how I would use these products!
For getting those pesky bacon bits out of your braces
It’s where I store my money when I “bring home the bacon”
How better else to spend your Saturday night than Mr. Bacon’s BIG Adventure?
For grease splatter injuries
Good bye smelly feet! Now my feet smell like sweet sweet bacon!
For shredding the half-pipe and performing bacon ollies
Great for serving bacon hors d’oeuvres
9. Bacon Tie
Nothing says “Power Tie” quite like a glistening slice of bacon
For storing bacon porn
A friendly reminder on the outside of my fridge of exactly what’s inside
For sucking in my waist after eating bacon for the last 27 years straight
For bringing bacon to work
Nothing is as freshing on 100 degree day than a icey cold can of Bacon Flavored Cola Goodness
New Car Smell? Thats so 2009, it’s time to reek of bacon everywhere I go!
Relax PETA and save the red paint this is imitation bacon at its finest
17. Bacon Pillow
Well I havent figured out a way to eat bacon while I sleep, so this helps me have bacon related dreams and is reminder in the morning to have my next fill of bacon
Once I get my specially ordered bacon toothpaste mornings will finally be complete
Well all this bacon has to come out somewhere!
20. Bacon Watch
Great for reminding me when my next bacon induced coma is scheduled
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