Behold MMMVELOPES:The First Ever Bacon Flavored Envelope!

We all send out mail whether it’s bills, birthday cards or anything else you can fit neatly into an envelope. Remember when your mom would have you lick the envelopes for her so she could close them? Remember
how horrible that tasted?!?

Well, Justin and Dave the owners of the company J&D’s have got you covered! Their slogan is “Everything should taste like bacon.” When they say everything, they truly mean it…even your envelopes should
taste like tasty bacon! The product is called MMMVELOPES, and here is what they guys have to say about MMMVELOPES on their webpage: http://www.jdfoods.net

“Technology has given us a lot lately. The car. TV. X-rays. The refrigerator. The Internet. Heck, we even cured polio. But what have our envelopes tasted like for the last 4,000 years? Armpit, that’s what. Really, people? If we can’t overcome this kind of minor technical challenge, it’s only a matter of time until some
super-advanced race of aliens with lasers, spaceships and a delicious federal mail system comes down and colonizes the world. And nobody wants that (except for the aliens, of course). So, after thousands of
years and kajillions of horrible tasting envelopes licked, we’re happy to report that J&D’s Bacon-Flavored Mmmvelopes™ are here to save the day. No longer will envelopes taste like the underside of your car. You can enjoy the taste of delicious bacon instead. That’s right, bacon. It’s not real bacon, mind you, so you won’t have to start storing your envelopes in the refrigerator. But it really does taste like bacon. Which is what you really wanted in the first place, isn’t it? And it only took us 4,000 years to get there. Eat that, alien
invaders.”

I love the concept behind this product, as I am a fan of bacon myself! Who doesn’t love bacon? The envelopes have a bacon pattern on them and even come in packaging resembling that of a real package of bacon. At only $6.99 for a set of 25 envelopes, this is a great price for such an innovative product! My only advice is that they could also branch out and have envelopes without the bacon pattern on them so that there is a little bit more variety and choice.

Not only does J&D’s make MMMVELOPES, but they also make a wide array of other bacon flavored products. They have everything from Bacon Salt, BaconPOP (bacon flavored popcorn!) as well as bacon flavored lip
balm and Baconnaise. And not to worry, everything is Vegetarian/Vegan, MSG free and certified Kosher!

Check out all of the bacon flavored goodness that J&D’s has to offer at:
www.jdfoods.net


  • I don't know about flavored envelopes, but you can find lots of fun, colored envelopes at http://www.apecenvelopes.com. Maybe if you eat some bacon before licking the envelope?

  • I don't know about flavored envelopes, but you can find lots of fun, colored envelopes at http://www.apecenvelopes.com. Maybe if you eat some bacon before licking the envelope?